The 'Brangelina' Formula

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie aka Brangelina. The media has this way of making up names. Then why only those two.

If we apply this as a rule i.e almost half (or more) the alphabets of the guy’s name and the girls full first name lets check out how a few celebrity couple’s names would’ve looked like.

Brangelina – “Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie”
We all know about them so for the time being we’ll leave them alone. We’ll surely give you more on that sometime later.

Braniffer – “Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston (ex wife)”
For all we know if the 2 had stayed together for sometime more then their new pet dog would’ve been called that.

Bremi – “Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (ex wife)”
My favorite couple till date who stayed together for a substantial amount of time. So let’s leave them alone.

Ashemi – “Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore”
Reminds me of our very own serial kisser. The kutcher dude’s no less anyways though a shade better.

Tomicole –“Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman (ex wife).
A poem we recited as a kid. Ol King Cole.

TomKat – “Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes”
A caricature as the name suggests that’s what poor tom’s turned into since he started seeing his current wife.

Bilary – “Bill and Hillary Clinton”
The ‘S’ stands missing else the combination would’ve been a bit more useful (bisleri).

That’s a few of our overseas celebrities now if this rule was to apply to Indian celebrities here’s what it would look like

Shauri – “Shah Rukh and Gauri Khan”
Remember a controversial paki missile???

Sharan – “Shah Rukh Khan and _________”
Our readers are intelligent enough to make out this one.

Salkat – “Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif”
Change the S to an H for more effect.

Amran – “Aamir Khan and Kiran Rao”
No comments, we don’t comment on apes wearing watches and giraffes with spectacles


Other examples.

Marmila – “Mansoor Ali Khan Pataudi and Sharmila Tagore”

Sarita/Samrita – “Saif Ali Khan and Amrita Singh”

Shareena –“Shahid Kapoor and Kareena Kapoor”

Ajol – “Ajay Devgan and Kajol”

Aaja/Aaya – “Amitabh and Jaya Bachchan”

Josha – “John Abraham and Bipasha Basu”

Dhema – “Dharmendra and Hema Malini”

Viksha / Sharam – “Vikram Bhatt and Amisha Patel”

And finally the Unholy Trinity

Visaish : “Vivek , salman and Aishwarya”

You guyz are definitely welcome to pitch in with your own.

-- Antagonist