Thursday, October 04, 2007

The worst review ever

Don’t ask y… but I ended up in a local amphi something theater watching dhoom 2.

Watched it for a bit… when hritik turns up for the first time, the girl next to me whistled… damn loud and shrill… my ear still rings. And I suffer an inferiority complex now… I cant whistle for nuts
And the movie went exactly as an old friend of mine had once summarized it.
Hritik wears his sunglasses, a chick sings dhoooom..dhoooom…dhoooooom
Hritik turns to the left, a chick sings dhoooom..dhoooom…dhoooooom
Hritik fakes left and turns to the right, a chick sings dhoooom..dhoooom…dhoooooom
Hritik walks towards the camera, a chick sings dhoooom..dhoooom…dhoooooom
Aishwarya pouts, a chick sings dhoooom..dhoooom…dhoooooom
Hritik flexes his biceps… a chick… u get the gist.


I cudnt take this after a while… worse, there was a kid to my right who wanted the ridiculously tall uncle to his left (me that is) to translate everything being said.
Like I can understand complex plots and all…

I walked out.

As for the girl to my left… We aren’t on talking terms now… or we probably are… not sure… I’m stone deaf to anything emanating from her mouth.

My mind's kinda clouded about the whole thing… u might get a better review someplace else.

6 Comments:

At 5:41 PM, Blogger Ruchi said...

Your review made me laugh aloud. As a matter of fact, I've watched this movie twice, naah...it is not a great movie or anything but friends you know.

 
At 8:46 AM, Blogger The Fite Klub said...

hahaha...If u can watch Rang De Basanti(twice),then you should have watched the complete movie just for uday chopra...:-)

-GAG

 
At 11:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

movie?? what movie? thats a modelling portfolio for the roshan chap.. with some sprinkling of stubble(read abhishek bachchan).. silly grins (read uday chopra) and the plastic maiden who mr stubble eventually landed for

 
At 11:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

a sad excuse for a movie if i may say..

 
At 10:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lolz Kd for the post and antya for the comments....agrees heartily with both has me inspired to write the review of Jhoom Barabar Jhoom...but yeah Dhoom was bad and I fell of my chair laughing when Abhishek's Mrs. Goes "I am Sooo Hot" and LIKE got to my nerves...as for Mr. Roshan why did he bother with a shirt anyways....

 
At 10:18 AM, Blogger KD said...

Ruchi: TWICE!!!!! wow... if you have some real evil friends, i can empathise with you :)
thnx btw

Gag: i still have revenge on my mind... being forced to watch rdb twice is an experience you dont forget easily, and you dont forgive your friends for that either.

antya: hahahahaha ridiculous movie man. intolerable after a while.

tear: hahaha thnx and it's all so corny, you think they're making fun of themselves, you cant really spoof a movie like this (if you so intend)
as for that roshan chap, blame it on alien experimentation...
cant wait for your review :) i was almost dragged to that movie as well... had a bit of a lucky escape

 

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